No Pun Intended

A trip to Netto two times a day is my new hobby. Apparently there is no paprika available on Wednesday; 

however, you can always enjoy observing other people's shopping habits while waiting in a queue.

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Jorge Luis Borges: “El idioma analítico de John Wilkins” (1942)

These ambiguities, redundancies, and deficiencies recall those attributed by Dr. Franz
Kuhn to a certain Chinese encyclopedia entitled Celestial Emporium of Benevolent
Knowledge. On those remote pages it is written that animals are divided into
(a) those that belong to the Emperor,
(b) embalmed ones,
(c) those that are trained,
(d) suckling pigs,
(e) mermaids,
(f) fabulous ones,
(g) stray dogs,
(h) those that are included in this classification,
(i) those that tremble as if they were mad,
(j) innumerable ones,
(k) those drawn with a very fine camel’s hair brush,
(l) others,
(m) those that have just broken a flower vase,
(n) those that resemble flies from a distance.

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I guess I'm not getting enough sleep (ever) (again).

Anyway,

- wear hats
- read fairy tales
- eat broccoli
- do not try to spell broccoli 'brocolli'
- drink coffee at night
- drink coffee in the morning
- cut (your) hair
- if possible, have nice hands.

♥

BAT 
FOR 
LASH
ES to
night.